In tonight's third and final presidential debate a star was born. It wasn't John McCain. It wasn't Barack Obama. It was Joe. Joe the Plumber. Not since Super Mario began bashing bricks with his fists has a plumber gotten so much attention in America. But in tonight's debate John McCain turned to Joe the Plumber and pandered for his vote like the Presidential race was at a dead tie and Joe the Plumber was the last vote left in America...sounds like a bad Kevin Costner movie...

But before McCain turned his sights on Joe the Plumber, his strategists went through a slew of Joe Six Packs and Hockey Moms to find that perfect average American whose butt McCain could securely plant his lips on. Here are the...

Top 10 Citizens Who Didn't Make the "Joe the Plumber" Cut

10. Carol the Pedicurist

9. Bob the Belligerent Bum

8. Stan the Steamboat Driver

7. Pete the Neighborhood Perv

6. Tina the Turner

5. Kevin the Community Organizer

4. Bob the Builder

3. Sarah the Lady of the Night

2. Jack the Ripper

1. Dora the Explorer