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Posts tagged "dog"

Dog humor. That’s what I’m talking about.

thefrogman:

“Beep beep, bitchez!”
[video/Bunny Food]

thefrogman:

“Beep beep, bitchez!”

[video/Bunny Food]

thefrogman:

He means it. 

thefrogman:

He means it. 

finalellipsis:

“beep boop beep beep I’m a turtle” is my favorite Star Wars quote.

(video)

thefrogman:

“Master! I have the ball! I’m coming. Here I come. I’ll be there shortly. Any second now. I have short legs. They reduce my top speed. But do not fear master, I am almost there. Just a few more seconds. Okay, master…here is your ball. I got it as fast as I could. I’m so sorry I could not get it here faster. Like I said, I am not the fastest dog. But your ball has been returned to you safe and sound… and that is all that matters. Whew. I am so tired and out of breath.”
*hooman takes ball and throws it*
“What the fuck, man!!??”

thefrogman:

“Master! I have the ball! I’m coming. Here I come. I’ll be there shortly. Any second now. I have short legs. They reduce my top speed. But do not fear master, I am almost there. Just a few more seconds. Okay, master…here is your ball. I got it as fast as I could. I’m so sorry I could not get it here faster. Like I said, I am not the fastest dog. But your ball has been returned to you safe and sound… and that is all that matters. Whew. I am so tired and out of breath.”

*hooman takes ball and throws it*

“What the fuck, man!!??”

Was sTROLLING through the LOL tag (not the ones chosen by the editors) and found a Frogman original. Score.

Was sTROLLING through the LOL tag (not the ones chosen by the editors) and found a Frogman original. Score.