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According to an article on engadget: The voting machine company Diebold has finally admitted that their election voting machines have...um...a few faults. This news is about as shocking as George W. Bush saying, "I may have messed up a few words here and there." For the Diebold people to announce that the Diebold machines have a few problems is kind of like kicking someone in the balls and then telling them you just kicked them in the balls. Yeah, I think they noticed.

But apparently the people at Diebold hadn't noticed until just now. Representatives at Diebold say they are going to fix the issues. But just in case they don't catch them all, here are:

10 Signs That Your Diebold Voting Machine Might Be Faulty

10. After making your selection you get an error message that says, "Please choose a whiter candidate."

9. After touching the screen you get a message that says, "Ooh, touch me again."

8. Instead of a touchscreen your machine has a big slot machine lever and a slot for a quarter.

7. It's running on Vista.

6. Instead of a Diebold machine in your booth, there's just a guy with an origami paper fortune teller.

5. You turn on the machine and it goes straight into the old school Oregon Trail Game.

4. Hillary Clinton is on the list of Candidates.

3. 404 Error: Joke not found.

2. After making your choice you get a message that says, "Please choose a younger, more likely to live through at least one term, candidate"

1. The screen is split into two big buttons. One half is completely white and the other is completely black.