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zenhabits:

har!

thedailywhat:

Thatsracist.gif of the Day: President Obama, best known as the spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken Hong Kong, appears to have assumed the rank of Colonel and opened a competing fried chicken establishment in Beijing.

According to Shanghaiist, the exploitative eatery’s slogan reads “We’re so niubi, aren’t we?”

Go ahead and click that link. It’s the secret ingredient.

[shanghaiist.]

flyingscotsman:

Meanwhile in Russia…

improvisingfatherhood:

Who needs a baby bjorn?

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corgisandboobs:

Why can’t someone just pay me to be silent and out of everyone else’s way?

But would you really do that?

Busted Guy is busted.

damnthatswhack:

Old Man Clemens hates shit…but he loves sacked lunches!

(Cy&H)